I love the fact that people are so appreciative of my work or will just notice me.

When someone reacts to me or my creations, I am overjoyed to know that someone actually sees/hears my ideas and adds their own commentary to the board...

However, beyond that, I must make my statements so I don't launch off on some overtly gay rant...

I must state that I appreciate everything done in my name, no matter how small. Not even negative stuff short of my getting booted off the 'net.

I ask people to overlook my strange pickiness in wake of my accolades. I do this because I'm a perfectionist git and I have serious issues with just letting things go. And please understand: this is me, a person with feelings; don't look down upon me for my faults, even with my rather analytical behaviors...

I also appreciate anyone who will attempt to stand by my side. However, don't back out for some pansy reason. I am one to take offense to various abandonments due to social issues or some other asinine bullshit. All I want is the persons entangled with my evil ways to stick with me to the very fecking end. That's all.

And I want to make a note that I believe few sane people have on this site: the people here are as real as the keyboard you are typing on; they eat, they drink, they breath, they metabolize, they sleep, they walk, they talk, they think, they imagine, they shit, they piss, they die. Please note that many, many, MANY people have commited suicide due to internet debacles and stressful conversations in chat rooms. And some have commited vile acts in the name of such. We're talking grand larceny, drugs, rape, MURDER here! The house of the mind may look like just one dimension to the average idiot, but there's far, far more to it than meets the eye (average perception, in other words). Social peer pressure isn't just some weak problem that makes you do alcohol and drugs like all those fucking brainwashing facilities like D.A.R.E. make it out to be. It's amateur hypnotism. Subconscious bullying. Just because "They didn't mean to" doesn't mean the effects aren't damn fucking drastic! Look around you. Right now. What do you see? A room full of crowds of people? A dark room with a few dim lights? Perhaps a Computer classroom full of jackasses and geeks? Whatever the case, the world around you is filled with predators and victims. Be on your toes, always. And be sure to build your friends up as high as you can. They'll be needing all the positive support they can get.

Also, be sure to keep in mind that the computer can become an addiction like everything else. Those retarded "Get Healthy, Kids!" ad campaigns have a point, ya know. Just because you may be fit or thin or slim or attractive or whatever doesn't mean you're not vulnerable or not afflicted with some kind of mental drug. That's right, people. Even a source of entertainment and knowledge can be bad for you. Too much of ANYTHING good can be bad. Even education. Even food. Even sex. Even this.

Remember this well, for you shall see, if not today, someday.

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On a lighter note, here's links to what I'm...

Listening to: [link]

Reading: [link]

Watching: [link] , [link] , and [link]

Playing: [link] , [link] , and [link]

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And I'd like to let everyone know that a cool new illustration is on the way, thanks to !

As a plus, I'm also updating my FanFics! Particularly Pariah's Wasteland, Gore and Cigars, and God Give Him Will! Woo!

That's all for now! Good luck to you all in future endeavours!

Dad's takin' his time with getting to redoing the computer, I made this entry.

I finally freaked ~zenphoenixa to the extent of her blocking me. She didn't exactly SHOW it, but I spooked her good... or at least annoyed her more than she annoyed me.

It all started because I made a criticism that she didn't approve of. Instead of simply stating this, she commences bugging the living hell outta me...

Of course, I get pissed at her evident lack of respect, and so spam her profile a few times. She goes about still being an ass, and in retaliation, I go to one of her past journal entries and critique that. She still keeps being a bugger, and I start making threats to spam her deviations. After a long string of exchanges, she replies once more, then blocks me. VICTORY!

I know, I can be an asshole. I'm imperfect: DEAL WITH IT.

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On a lighter note, I'm happy.

Why, you ask?

I'll tell you...






















I HAVE SPRING BREAK NOW!!! WOOO!!!!



This is a big deal 'cause it's nice and warm now, not iceberg weather like was earlier this month. And the fact that everyone else around me (including my sister...) has to go to school!

To all those unfortunate saps: HA! IN YOUR FACE!!!

To my friends on deviantArt: HA! IN YOUR FACE!!!.... sorry...

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On to another topic...

I'd like to ask people how do I get more views and reviews and faves on my FanFics? I'd like to know how...

Honestly, my writing is GOLD and not many people look at it. THAT SUCKS OCTOPUS DICK PEOPLE!!!

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And to end this, I will say thanks for tuning in to this broadcast....

Good night and good day...

Dad's gonna be redoing my computer (i.e.: wiping it down and starting from scratch), sooooo.... I'm gonna be non-responsive in a few hours....

I've gotten over 1,000 pageviews, and I'm gonna hook up a scanner to place my work for all to behold. To be sure, it's about sixteen rough experiments in sketching, drawing, inking, and coloring, so there'll be something for all... I guess...

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Something I must get to: Allegations and assuming people; hate 'em.

This one strange deviant scolded me for stating my opinion (in a semi-flame). I kinda reply rather bluntly. Then he says some asinine assumptions and then blocks me before I can clarify POLITELY.

I hate it when I get hot-headed, cool down, then try to resolve some things. So I'll try a new approach:

I will not flame on the rare occasion that I have the impulse. I shall not argue if the argument does not have a productive effect.

And therefore: I'll skip over much of my problems.

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A few pet peeves before I leave:

-Yaoi is disgusting and unreal: They go out on a friendly outing, blush, accidentally kiss, then immediately commence to boink each other. Yecch!

-Yuri is same as yaoi, only with opressive/weak males and dykes/overpowerful women.

-"Super-Size Me's!": When men's or women's "assets" are drawn/depicted in gargantuan size. One deviation of many "big boobs" works has a girl in a string bikini leaning over her breasts that seem to have "beached" on the shore. Tell me that isn't digusting...

-"Mini's Please": The polar opposite of above. Can we say: "pedophile's dream"?

-Androgenous figures: When guys are depicted a LITTLE too effeminate. Not to the point of gayness, but enough to make you think he's light in the loafers. My mistake with maddama; I let her illustrate my fic a bit too freely, and Agrius ended up looking like a drag queen's dream. I didn't notice at the time, seeing as, well, I was blinded by pride. We're all kinda stupid that way, neh?

-The illiterate on a geek site: Don't you hate it when you come across some bastard who calls you a "n3wb" and can't spell "spelling" correctly? Then you've met one of the numerous nitwits plaguing these sites. Welcome to the club...

-Objectification: I am very noticeably into women's bodies. That's me. I like somewhat big tits. That's me. But I recall that there's a HUMAN BEING behind those boobs. Several people around the world don't. That's why we get these deviations here with a girl with nice aesthetic quality in the chest area, but her butt looks like shit, her limbs are like twigs, and she's depicted as a whore-ish nymphomaniac. That's disgusting!!!

-Bad FanFics, stories, "Bios" that are loved around the States: I don't like these shitty FanFics with lousy concept work that somehow get, like, ONE THOUSAND reviews! WHAT THE FUCK?! Here's another thing: It's bad in here, but worse out there! My mom was getting shaky in her faith (her "friends" probably talked her into it again...), so she got this book by Richard Dawkins called "The God Delusion". The crappiest and most ill-researched rag I've ever read in years. And Kirkus Reviews gave it a THUMBS UP!!! Guess why I don't give the reviews from those guys weight anymore...

-Sheep: They are so group minded. Why not pack-minded? Why not a group of individuals working in motion, instead of a flock moving in unison? Why?

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That's it, I'm done for now, I hope you've enjoyed it... Thanks for reading the whole thing! Leave your comment even if you don't give a shit!

This is Jester, out.

If I get 1000 page views, I'll do an original sketch, and put it up here. But first...

I need to

A: get a scanner,

and B: get 88 more page views.

After that, I'll go back to annoying people...

I'm putting this list of my fave You Tube stuff (and others) on a whim...

Crazy Frog stuff:

DJ remix of popcorn: [link]
Crazy Frog: Knight Rider theme: [link]
Crazy Frog: the original: [link]
Crazy Frog: We are the champions: [link]
Original: World of Warcraft version: [link]

Numa Numa:

Original: [link]
The return of Gary Brolsma: [link]
American Idol parody: [link]
Naruto techno remix: [link]
Negima: [link]

---The Cathedral---

The Cathedral (original):[link]

---Gumimaci---

Gumimaci (remix): [link]

Naruto fan stuff:

Naruto idol:[link]
Hinata and Sakura(mature): Bringing sexy back: [link]fXEnzOukt0
Tsunade fan slideshows(mature):
[link]
[link]
Temari slideshow(mature):[link]
Sasuke the Emo kid: [link]
Ding Dong Jiraiya: [link]
Naruto openings: Gorillaz: Dare: [link]

Negima fan stuff:

Negima: Fallout Boy: Thanks for the memories:[link]
Negima slideshow (perverse): [link]

Jack Spicer fan stuff:

Jack Spicer's White and Nerdy: [link]
Jack Spicer: Underdog: [link]

Maroon 5:

Naruto: Wake Up Call: [link]
NarutoXSakura: This Love: [link]

Weird Al' stuff:

White and Nerdy: [link]
Amish Paradise: [link]

---Evil Baby---

Evil Baby: [link]

---Sweet Dreams---

Benny Benassi: Sweet Dreams: [link]

Blizzard stuff:

Diablo: Tristram soundtrack: [link]
Starcraft II: Atomic Dance Explosion: [link]

The Darkness Soundtrack:

The Darkness: [link]
Jenny's theme: [link]
Multiplayer Medley: [link]

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Aaand... that's it! All I wanted to show you...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go fish up some more good stuff...

Please note: I'll be editing my "biography". You can't be too careful with all the various enemies around and loose...